Saturday, April 14, 2012

My blogs are officially banned in Australia

Could it possibly be true, that even though I have expressed my love for Australia, with our shared history on and in so many fields, that Australians have been forbidden to read my blogs?
The evidence is clear there for all to see. Their parliament met the other day to discuss a private members bill, seeking to block my blogs. With all the blocking going on, I have been unable to reply in a way in which I can put my case.
Of course ot get to the truth, Australians will need to read my blogs but here we are in this difficult time in our history--- the poor buggers are denied the truth. However, they have forgotten the fight column.
Yes, there are hundreds of thousands of Kiwis living in the land of OZ, some of them have even become Kwassies, just waiting ofr the chance to pounce. I hear that they are about to launch a counter-strike, revealing the existence of my blogs. Then, the real truth will come out and my blogs will receive the status they deserve.
Then, and only then, will I receive feedback. I have big shoulders and I can assure my coussies that the reading of my blogs will not result in a new exodus of Kiwis to your sanded beaches.
Check me out, when you visit our shores and maybe I shall give you one of my recipes for apple crumble. I can even share some humble pie with you.
Now, get on the phone and have that private members bill thrown out--- for good. You need my blogs to lift your spirits. I promise that I will read yours, so it may come down to a question of--- of I show you mine, will you show me yours?