Monday, January 6, 2014

Will Obama be at Omaha, I was wondering?

Who knows after that 'iconic' picture of 'President' Key playing Golf with 'Prime Minister,' Obama in Hawaii the other day. For the life of me, I could not fathom how Key got that invitation. Maybe Obama was discussing whether NZ should become the next state of the USA; stranger things have happened, and John Key has probably spent a good deal of his time, living in the USA.
So, imagine the scene as I stroll along the pristine white sands of Omaha Beach, North of Auckland city, the home of the rich; yes Key has a beach house there, along with God knows where (Hawaii, of course). Can't you just see the 'silent' helicopter, hovering menacingly overhead as the two 'leaders' talk sweet nothings to one another. John will be looking around nervously, to make sure the press captures his moment of fame and inquiring about his Green Card. Obama will try not to act too bored; knowing that at a moments notice he can be whisked away from his boring companion. Hell, one can only talk about money and investments so much. Omaha will cement its position as NZ's premier beach for the rich and famous while the rest of us let out a collective ---yawn. Damn, I will have to behave today and watch my P's and Qs, just in case the beach has 'ears.' Now, what shall I wear? I wonder if I should take some pictures.