Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Hayden Patton lent me his Hyundai I.20 the other day---well sort of!

I was driving my little Saphire Blue Hyundai I.20 past Hayden's storage facility the other day, or perhaps a more accurately, the garage where that finely tuned little beastie he races around the world was being worked on. What the hell, I thought. I turned into the yard and hey---the guys were all having a break and there---sitting in the drive was the car of my dreams----all alone, looking for the world like it needed a drive! Who am I to deny a piece of glittering temptation the attention of a wannabe raleigh driver?! I edged my car to a position that obscured the view of the guys, who from the sound of things, were busy discussing an upcoming event---didn't quite get the location, but I did quickly slip into the somewhat lowered version of my car, and hey---the key was there, sitting like a 'teaser' in the ignition. A few seconds later, I observed the guys running around like headless chickens, albeit in the rear vision mirror, morphing into tiny figures waving their appendages at me as I sped down the road----to where? Bugger! I awoke, not too disappointed, because at least I still owned the 'little brother' to the dream car. I unreservedly apologise to Hayden, for ---even in my dreams, daring to emulate his magnificent deeds! Damn---last time I did a blog like this, it had 43,000 hits but it didn't sell 43,000 of my book or get that many downloads. You cam all fix that---go and download my book, ROSKILL! That doesn't have to be a dream! Follow the links, in a far more clam manner, from by website. www.authorneilcoleman.com